Friday, July 25, 2014

Sometimes, I want to go off the grid and get rid of everything-social-media.

This stuff drives me insane. Mainly it’s Twitter. Social media makes people think they are so damn interesting. I scroll down my Twitter feed, and from what I can tell Twitter is essentially just what people use for little tidbits that are TOO TRIVIAL EVEN FOR FACEBOOK, but.that.they.feel.a.need.to.share.with.the.world.anyway. I follow some celebrities and puppy feeds too, but 90% of the time what I see from the people I know in real life goes like this: 

"Eating dinner!"

"Cutting my nails finally!"

"I love my fish"

"Sittin on the couch"

"I want chicken"

"It’s cloudy"

…………Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Who in God’s name do you think gives a shit that you are cutting.your.fucking.toenails. 

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

(Source: doyouknow-whoyouare)

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

(Source: azurish)


actual photo of me in the future

actual photo of me in the future

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

"But women get unfair advantages in custody battles"

handaxe:

FALSE. Fathers who ask for sole custody are far more likely to get it. It’s just that they don’t ask, mostly women do. Men win custody over women even if they are ostensibly unfit. More and more, judges and parents rule in favor of 50/50 custody. In fact, in the past ten years, the men’s rights movement has been devastating to women seeking custody in court and women are awarded sole custody about half as many times as men.  

So find a new fucking myth. 

Sunday, June 22, 2014

For some reason all the new followers I ever get seem to be porn blogs

but if there’s anyone I actually know hiding in there or anyone else whose blog I should check out feel free to send me an ask or something yo, I probably didn’t see you there.

I’m awkward but I’m nice

And I’ll probably follow back if you don’t post porn and/or religious crap

Having to scroll past dicks really fast when someone comes into the room stresses me out is all

misandry-mermaid:

…or doing their ‘Stop & Frisks’ sprees on Wall Street as often as they do them in Harlem.

misandry-mermaid:

…or doing their ‘Stop & Frisks’ sprees on Wall Street as often as they do them in Harlem.

(Source: katara)

  • Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
  • Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
  • Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
  • Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
  • Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
  • Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
  • Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
  • Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
  • Feminists: Um...
  • Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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Wednesday, June 18, 2014